Buy or Sell? (Canadian Ed.)

So, you've probably already heard the news. NHL Commish pulled the plug on the Dallas Stars' Sean Avery after he made reportedly inflammatory remarks targeted at his ex-beaus and their new hockey boy toys. Avery's former girlfriends Elisha Cuthbert (left) and Rachel Hunter (mad props Sean, btw) are now dating other NHL stars, and Avery wondered aloud to reporters why other leaguers were so hung up on his "sloppy seconds" before telling them to enjoy the game last night.

I gotta sell on the NHL's immediate and indefinite suspension of Avery. First of all, the dude's talent clearly transends what he does on the ice, and that should be taken into account. And second, while I'm not a hockey fan, I'm a huge fan of witty, awkward call-outs, and well, that's just funny right there.