Well, this is hilarious.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers DE Greg White just went all Ocho Cinco on us and had his name legally changed to Stylez G. White yesterday, according to the local press.
His motivation? He just really, really likes Michael J. Fox's best pal and supporting star in the 1985 movie Teen Wolf, Rupert "Stiles" Stilinski, pictured upper right. (Really, we couldn't make this up.)
Buy or sell me getting a judge to approve my name change? I think I'm rolling with Jimmy Chitwood from here on out.